Artwork
In this section you will find anything and everything artistic about ManDUH. Do you have any poems, songs, pictures, drawings or anything else that you would like to submit to us? No matter what it is artistically, we'll put it up! Anything goes!!!
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Abusive
Manipulative
Asexual
Nymphomaniac
Ditz
Annoying
Whore
Ignorant
Liar
Loser
Insensitive
Fool
Offensive
Rough
Devil
By Alisha
By Shakila
There once was a girl named Mandy
She liked to steal candy and drink lots of Brandy
She's a complete alcohilic
And likes to give people colic
One day her timer began to tick
So she rid of her anger by hitting Nick
She liked how his face felt on the back of her hand
So she hit him again, making it heard all across the land
Scared and weak, Nick didn't know what to do
So he said "Goodbye and good ridance to you!"
And being a moron, Mandy decided to sue
"If I can't have you, I'm taking your dog!"
Why would she do that? She is so wrong
Confused and unnerved, who'd she think she was fooling?
There's no way she'd win the judges ruling
Nick's mind filled with confidence and his heart with ease
"The only way she could get to the judge is to be a big tease...
Oh no, I'm to lose for sure! Damn, why does she have to be such a sleeze?"
Soon the court case came and gone
He felt as alone as the weed on his lawn
With depression and social anxiety fear
From Nick's eye, dropped a single tear
"I'll get back at her, I know I will.
Even if it means I have to kill!"
He went on the internet and said some bad things
Saying "Don't Want You Back" cause that's what he sings
The internet fans grew into a tizzy
Becoming disgruntled and extremely pissy
And of course Mandy denied it all
Leading the fans into more of a brawl
How dare she hit Nick, the man they love?
She's almost as bad as OJ and his bloody black glove
He must have been high or on lots of drugs
Because Nick soon got back with Mandy the slug
When will this all end?
Only God knows when
As we all wait with patience
We can only sense
That their relationship is tense
And will be over soon
And we'll have a party with a cake and balloon
The End
By Brenae