Damn She's A Bitch! But I Still Wanna Buy Her Album!
Don't worry, we know what you are thinking now and let us help! You most likely think Shmandy is a big bitch right now and don't want to support her career *YAY!* but you still want to know what she sounds like or even what she writes about Nick on her CD Thank You's. As you all know, if you buy Manduh's CD it will be counted in her album sales. Now we don't want her to get good album sales right? RIGHT! And we definitiely don't want her getting our money! So instead of buying her album in a store, why not get it off Ebay? Or Amazon's Auctions? That way she wouldn't be getting more record sales or any of the money and you most likely will be getting the CD for much cheaper!
"My parents won't let me sign up for Ebay cause you need a credit card!" Don't worry; eventually we will be bootlegging her album, so you can just record the songs off here. But if you still don't want to wait, try getting it off of a trade page. *Check out our links for some cool trade pages*
"But my parents won't let me give out my address on the internet!" If your parents won't allow you to give out your address then ask a friend if you can use theirs. Most likely you will have at least one friend that won't mind helping out! Or how about using a PO Box? And yes we know that by trading the person will have to go out and get her album. But by doing this, Manduh will get lower record sales because fewer people will be out buying it! If none of these idea's appeal to you, just be patient. You can't support her or her career and by buying her albums, singles, mechandise, or ANYTHING would mean you are supporting her. Just wait awhile until you can get her CD in a "used CD's" bin. *Most likely everyone who does buy her album will return it cause it sucks so bad!*
"Can I at least get the Pokemon Soundtrack to hear what she sounds like?" Sure, go ahead; just try to convince yourself that you aren't supporting the stupid whore but supporting Aaron Carter, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Nsync, or even Billy Crawford. Anyone BUT ManDUH! And pease, don't fall under the cross-eyed bitch's spell and
DON'T BUY HER SHITTY ALBUM!!!!