Houston

Houston the Dog

Throughout this page we mention the name of Houston. We're sure many of you are wondering who we are talking about. Well it's Nick's dog, wait, take that back Shmandy's dog. You see, when Nick and Manduh broke up Manduh took Nick to court over the custody of Houston. Let us repeat that, she took him to COURT over the custody of a DOG! All we can do is laugh. But take a look at these rare pictures that were taken on the day of the court case! Click here to listen to a rare wave taken from inside the actual court!!

Day 1

On a warm fall day Nick came to his senses and kicked ManDUH's stupid ass to the curb. Being her angry, overposessive, stupid self she decided to get revenge by taking

his belongings. So she went to his house and took his DVD, VCR, and big screen TV. As she was about to leave she saw a small shivering puppy in the corner. As an evil grin overcame her nasty mouth she decided to take Houston too. But since he had paid for Houston she didn't know what to do so she called her lawyer. Soon the date for the custody batter was set.

As the court sesson went on, Nick found himself less and less confident. After several outbursts from Shmandy, the judge announced that he needed more time to think this over. They were to meet again the following day.

Awhile later Nick's lawyer told him the news. He wasn't very happy. "How dare she try to take Houston! He's my dog! I paid for him! He's mine!" Convincing himself that he would win he signed all the legal papers.

Day 2

After a long grueling day, Nick lost the battle and Houston was officially ManDUH's. The judge granted Nick a few minutes alone with Houston.
As he said his sad goodbye he could hear Manduh cackling in the next room.

Manduh - who might we add is wearing the same shirt as the day before! - explains to Houston how he will never see his daddy again. (If you

look closely, you can see Nick in the distance!)
Happy, Shmandy takes Houston to his new home. She plops down on the couch, turns on her new TV, stuffs a dounut into her mouth and starts on her 6 pack of Budweiser.

This is Manduh drunk. Kids, drugs and alcohol do NOT make you look cool!

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