You're Just Jealous!
Nope, sorry, nada and jealous of what? Her crossed eyes? Her flat chest? Her voice *HAHA* Nick? No, no, no and NO! Just to set the record straight, we are in no way, shape or form jealous of ManDUH! There is nothing to be jealous of. *I personally feel I am better looking, more talented, and smarter than she is and ever will be. If anyone is supposed to be jealous here, she's jealous of me!*
And before you email us, let us clear a few things up:
1) No, we are not fat, ugly, pimply, brace-faced teenyboppers. So you if you email us and say that, you're most likely talking about yourself and afraid to confront your own insecurities.
2) No, we aren't horny, sex craved fools. So if you email us asking for cybersex, we're going to forward your letter to Chris of Nsync.
3) Yes, we all lead very productive and active lives. Enough said.
4) NO! WE AREN'T JEALOUS OF SHMANDUH! *I bet ya $10 people will STILL email us saying we are jealous...can we say MORONS?*
5) No, we aren't jealous of the Backstreet Boys' girlfriends, Leighanne, Kristin, Claudia or Amanda. We think they are all very beautiful, talented, intelligent and cool.
6) No, we aren't gay/lesbians.
7) We are not homophobic.
8) Yes, we have lives outside of the internet; it's just fun making web pages.
9) No, we don't HATE ManDUH. Nowhere on this site will you ever see us claiming we "hate" her. In case you didn't know, hate is a very strong, evil word...you all use it WAY too much.
10) No, we don't wish her death or any harm. We just wish to crush her career.
11) No, we aren't angry, depressive people. We just don't like Shmandy.
Still want to email us? Go ahead! [email protected]