Shmandy Sounds
For those of you that don't understand the concept of "I wish I could sing like that, let us explain. Manduh can't sing, except for when she's in a recording studio, but even there she sounds like a dying bird.
Bitch by Manduh
This is the original song version for the Pokemon Soundtrack but they made her tone it down, considering the soundtrack is for kids!
Looking at me
You wouldn't believe
That I could hurt you
And punch your face
I'll slap you like a silly ho
I stole your TV
And watched you pee pee
I slapped all the fans that wanted you
I sued you over the dog you bought
CHORUS
When you look at all your fans
I lose control of both my hands
And smack you across the face
I get everything I want
All I have to do is flaunt
And spread my legs for you
I am a witch
A total bitch
So don't flip my switch
Cause I might go off on you
I slapped your best friend
This won't be the end
I'll smack you if you mess with me
Bruised your eye
And knocked out a tooth
Harassed your band
And dissed their girlfriends
They'd better watch out or I'll hit them too
No one messes with the "Queen of Cool"
CHORUS
When you look at all your fans
I lose control of both my hands
And smack you across the face
I get everything I want
All I have to do is flaunt
And spread my legs for you
I am a witch
A total bitch
So don't flip my switch
Cause I might go off on you
My chest is flat
Just like a mat
My eyes are crossed
It's hard to see
Please pity me
I am a witch
A total bitch
So don't flip my switch
Cause I might go off on you
Cause I might go off on you
CHORUS
When you look at all your fans
I lose control of both my hands
And smack you across the face
I get everything I want
All I have to do is flaunt
And spread my legs for you
And spread my legs for you
Lullaby by Manduh
Please beware, "Lullaby" isn't exactly the best sounding song!
Just cause I'm small
Can't hurt you at all
I'm only a girl
What to do
Let me sing my song for you
Not many can
Resist my command
I know just how to get to you
Let me sing me song for you
CHORUS
When you lay down late at night
I'm the siren you can't fight
I know you don't stand a chance
There is nothing you can do
Once I put my spell on you
When I sing my lullaby
Lullaby
Lullaby
Lullaby
When I sing for you my lullaby
Now that you see
It wasn't a dream
Reality got the best of you
Told you boy
I was coming for you
Now it's too late
Can't hesitate
To hide this, baby
Deja vu
Watch out boy
I'm coming for you
CHORUS
When you lay down late at night
I'm the siren you can't fight
I know you don't stand a chance
There is nothing you can do
Once I put my spell on you
When I sing my lullaby
Lullaby
Lullaby
Lullaby
When I sing to you my lullaby
In your sleep
It's got you deep
My sweet melody
Has captured you
Forever boy
Lullaby
Lullaby
Lullaby
When I sing my song for you
When I sing my song for you
CHORUS
When you lay down late at night
I'm the siren you can't fight
I know you don't stand a chance
There is nothing you can do
Once I put my spell on you
When I sing my lullaby
When I sing my lullaby