"No Pigeons" by Sporty Theives

This song is a parody to "No Scrubs" by TLC. It's about a girl who thinks she's all that but really isn't.
This song can be found on Sporty Theives Street Cinema CD

Click here to listen to a MIDI of "No Pigeons"

Nada franchise
Nada shot callaz
Yea sporty thievez
Nada

A pigeon is a girl who be walking by
My rimmed up blue red loose Spark wit five
Her feet hurt so you know she wanna ride
But she frontin like she cant say hi
what?

Ugh oohhh Yall chicks aint gettin nada
Ugh oohhh Ya pussy aint worth the ramada
Ugh oohhh Anyway ya friend looks hotta
Ugh oohhh Game is something we got a lot of

CHORUS
Ugh oohhh I dont want no pigeons dem be dem girls who
Gets no dubz from me Playing the bar dumb broke
With her best friends coat
Trying to holla at me

Ugg oohhh I dont want no pigeons dem be dem girls who Gets no dubs from me.
Playing the bar dumb broke
With her best friends coat
Trying to holla at me

In the front of the club, I see this girl like "yo luv"
Thought she said "thug" but she called me a "scrub", "scrub"?
what?
You must be talkin a joke, broke pigeon head freak, you lucky i spoke
This aint my benz dere(?) this's my manz yea but this aint my car like that
Aint your hair

uh oohhh... Pigeon take the them fake jewels off
Ugh oohhh... Pigeon take ya' friends shoes off
Ugh oohhh... Pigeon go 'head with that crazy shyt
Ya'll make me sick home and go fucking babysit
My big dogs goin' love this, get curtains get a brush and scrub this.

Ugh oohhh yall chicks aint gettin nada
Ugh oohhh ya pussy aint worth the ramada
Ugh oohhh anyway ya friend looks hotta
Ugh oohhh game is something we got a lot of

RAP
yo chill cousins
These birds is ill cousins
Cause they call me "scrub"
Like we cant even build cousin
You trick ronalds, you aint worth the mcdonald's
Throw you on the street scene make you shyt vinyls
Ayo flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong
How she goin' wear sandals with nasty corns?
That'd be wrong
I wonder how you get hearts
And dirty victoria draws with the shit marks,
Ugh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs
Take you to the salon pluck ya mustache
So next time you shot gun and that mark bitch hittin you wit scrub
Call that bitch a pigeon.
Ayo got a big dick, choose a ball
You only walked pigeon toed 'cause
Ya shoes is small
You dont shop you just cruise the mall
With le'press ons
Frontin' wit' ya girlfriends dress on
You birds wanna take over?
Get some cash and a Jenny Jones make-over
Broke ass bitch
I hate pigeons
Dirty braid pigeons
Medic- aid pigeons
Section 8 pigeons
Got me fed burnt
I'll tell these birds shut up
And have ya left airy double ya whole get up
Go 'head with ya lame ass blow at night throw a ripped
Dolla at her tell her to put that on ya tray mats

If you got more than one baby father...
Ohhh yess girl wez talkin to you
If you strip all week to go clubbin
Ohhh yess girl wez talkin to you
Buy a dress to front and take it back to the store
Ohhh yess girl wez talkin to you
Wanna smoke with me wit no money
Ohhh noo i dont want noooo

Nooooo pigeonssss
Nooooo pigeonssss

DJ groove
Greet ya highness
Queens finest
Gleams shinest
Three clip street fighter
Deep dish cheif rydaz
I plan to shimmy the expanded Rover
Passenger jokin my own whip yea thats my chauffer
I rap to ya this my culture when i holla holla like ja rule
You hea a trance from tha godz jewelz
Glance at my car drool 'round the car course
Wondering damn how much the car cost?
You just anotha fan applaud encore's
Like when i fly through world tour's on concords
Don't need no chicken drippins save that for liftings
No scrubs here strictly mo thugs dear
Check the listings no pigeons slash broke chicks
Out to get rich off the next bro's shit
Instead of tlc this years rebuttle c-i-g troulbe
With that sporty thief puddle came with the illest rebuttle

Ugh oohhh yall chicks aint gettin nada
Ugh oohhh ya pussy aint worth the Ramada
Ugh oohhh anyway ya friend looks hotta
Ugh oohhh game is something we got a lot of
CHORUS
Ugh oohhh i dont want no pigeons dem be dem girls who Gets no dubs from me
Playing the bar dumb broke
With her best friends coat
Trying to holla at me
Ugh oohhh i dont want no pigeons dem be dem girls who Gets no dubs from me
Playing the bar dumb broke
With her best friends coat
Trying to holla at me

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