Teenyboppers
This is just a little vent page. We really need to say this and we want you all to listen, and listen good. Occasionally we've gone into the Backstreet Boys chat rooms and message boards to talk to the fans and see what they have to say. Although most are really nice, the majority are very immature. Why do you fans feel that your idols can do now wrong? Why do you feel that they could never be less than perfect? They are human beings. They all get bad breath, fart, burp and everything else like the rest of us. Why are all you teenyboppers oblivious to accepting that?
Why is it also that you all can't accept the fact that not all fans have to be in the 10-16 age range? We've gone on and told you teenys our ages and you all blow up, saying we are too old to be in a fan chat. Um no! Since when is there an age limit on going into certain rooms? There have also been times that we've told our ages and you teenys lie and say you are older. Why are you lying? Who are you trying to impress? Why do you all deny being teenyboppers? We already know you are. Why are you so ashamed to admit it? And why, iof you are such a fan, are you afraid to admit it to your peers? It's not like they really care. Most likely they will respect you for not being afraid to admit what you like. And to all you older fans, why do you get so offensive when someone calls you a teenybopper? Are you afraid of being immature? Are you afraid of losing respect? Hate to break it to you, but by acting like a moron and bitching someone out for calling you that, only makes you look MORE LIKE A BOPPER! And just the fact that you are in your idol's chat room adds to it. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A KID TO BE A TEENYBOPPER! So the next time someone calls you that, don't act stupid and get mad, accept it cause you are.
Wanna know how to tell if you are a teenybopper?
1) You have at least one poster of your idol in your room.
2) You've bought any of their merchandise (including the magazines you bought just because there was a name mention)
3) You have a web page devoted to certian body part (arm,leg, nose, crotch...etc)
4) Your screen name involves anything connected to your idol.
5) You go to fan sites.
6) You use your idol's last name as if your own. (Example: Cookie Carter)
Main point, stop acting stupid and denying yourself. We aren't trying to eliminate teenybops or anything, because we know that will never happen. Your mom was a bopper, her mom was a bopper, you are a bopper and most likely you kid will be a bopper too. There is not getting around it. So don't be embarrassed. And don't act like bitches when someone calls you one. Because by cursing them out, you're only proving that you are a psychotic teenybopper.
Why do all you boppers want to hurt your idols so much? Why do you attack them and scream in their faces with your nasty breath when you meet them? *Ahh, sounds like we're pulling a Manduh here!* What did they ever do to deserve that? Are you trying to impress them into asking you out or something? Because just so you know, not only does acting like a moronic teenybopper when you meet them, turn them off, it also makes them want to get away from you as fast as possible. "That's not true! When I met -idol's name here- he was really nice and talked to me for 3 minutes, 39 seconds and 12 milliseconds!" Only because he wants you to remain a fan. Come on, how would you feel having scary little people jumping on you, screaming in your face and trying to hump you like a horny rabbit? You wouldn't like it and neither do they. If you want to impress them, don't act like a freak. Give them the respect you would want from them...wouldn't be a little odd if out of nowhere Brian/JC/Taylor/Britney came up and started screaming in your face?
Why do all you teenys have to be so mean to their girlfriends? What did those girls ever do to you? Sure Manduh deserves the Coke poured on her and the rocks thrown at her, but Leighanne, Amanda, Claudia and Kristin don't. They are nice, caring people and if you're nice to them, most likely they will give you a backstage pass. A little respect goes a far way. And that goes for every idol's significant other. Be nice to them. But why do you all you freaks insist on being so mean to their girlfriends? Unless you know them and think they actually deserve it *cough* Manduh *cough* who are you trying to impress? DO you really think that by throwing gum in poor Amanda's hair that AJ will suddenly leave her and come flocking to you? Sorry but that's not going to happen. In reality when you morons do stuff like that, your idol pretty much hates your guts because by hurting their girl, you're hurting him. If you want to impress your boy, respect his girlfriend. By doing that, he'll recognize how mature you are and might even approach you!
Another thing, why can't you all teenyboppers get along? Why do all you Nsync fans attack the Backstreet fans? And visa-versa. What are you trying to prove? That you're cool? Just so you know, by going into your "rival" idol's chat room/message board and posting crap, not only are you making yourself look stupid, you're making your idol lose credibility.
Why do all you teenyboppers insist on wearing skimpy tank tops and booty-cutting shorts to your idol's concerts? Who are you trying to impress? No one likes to see prepubescent, fat, pimply girls bouncing up and down with no bra on. It isn't attractive. And instead of impressing your idol, you're making him want to gag.
Why do all you teenyboppers get so jealous when other girls say they want to be with your idol? Example: You love Justin Timberlake and your friend Megan tells you she does too. Why do you suddenly get so possessive over Justin? It's not like you even know him! He doesn't belong to you or anyone else! Are you threatened by your friend or something? You must be if you are going to get all possesive! Remember that everyone, the next time you say you love -idol's name here- and your friend reacts possessively, it is a sign that she is envious and threatened by you! Take it as a compliment! Anyways, you all even get possessive in chat rooms! We've seen it happen. Someone mentions their love for whoever and the rest of you freaks start wigging out. To be totally honest and blunt, none of you will ever, EVER go out with your idol. Most of you won't even meet them. Yes it's harsh, but it's the truth.
Why do you teenyboppers insist on not going out with anyone in fear that your idol might come up and ask you out? What's up with that? To be totally honest and blunt, none of you will ever, EVER go out with your idol! Most of you won't even meet them. There is like a 1 in 10,000 chance that your idol would ask you out. So give it up already and live your life. God knows they are.
Why do you teenyboppers always try to tell everyone who is and isn't a "true fan"? Since when are you to decide that? And why do you teenys always compete to see who is a "bigger fan"? There is no way to prove that. So what if you know more information than someone else? That doesn't mean you are a bigger fan, that just means you have no life and spend every waking moment stalking your idol. So what if you have more posters and merchandise? That only means that you waste your money on something that really has no value. Seriously though, as far as being a fan goes, everyone is equal. And stop trying to tell people if they are "true fans" or not! There is no such thing as a true fan! Just as long as they like the group, song, movie or whatever, it means they are a fan, just like you. By trying to tell people if they are fans or not does NOT give you any special power or connection with your idol, GET OVER IT!