Why Do You Like Her?
We have spent many nights contemplating this question, why does she have fans? She's not even famous. Sure she has a song on the Pokemon Soundtrack but sorry, that really isn't anything to brag about! Well, after much logival reasoning, we've come up with only one answer. You all don't like MAnduh, you like the Backstreet Boys and you want to be close to them. Therefore, you feel that by liking Manduh (Nick Carter's girlfriend) and being a fan of hers, the Backstreet Boys (Nick) will know and love you. Think about all that. Without being a fan of the Backstreet Boys, you wouldn't even know or care about who the hell she is. We're sure right now all you teenys are saying to yourselves, "No, they are wrong, I like Mandah for her talent!" Um...okay... For starters, Manduh has no talent. Her voice is weak, her vibrato sucks, and her song "Lullaby"...don't even get us started on that! *I have more talent in my pinky than she has in her whole body!*
It really makes us wonder why she got a record contract? Hmm... *cough* Nick *cough* But you'll just have to read about that in another section. The main point is that we all know you don't really like Manduh but you feel that by liking her, you will have a closer connection with the Backstreet Boys. Because *Gasp* she's held Nick's hand, touched Howie's hair, played basketball with Brian or whatever! Get what we're saying? Think about this from a mature young adult's point of view rather than some psycho teenyboppers. And yes, we are aware of the VERY FEW people who actually heard her on the Pokemon Soundtrack and were curious about her *probably because she can't sing and they were wondering why the hell SHE has a record contract!*. But hopefully after reading this page, they will learn about her hurtful ways and not support her career.
And this goes out to all the fans out there who have had the opportunity to meet the BSB: YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!! We have talked to so many fans that seem to think that just because they've met the BSB one, two, three...times that they know them on a personal level. Let us tell you something and let it sink into your thick skulls. Sure, you've met the Backstreet Boys *Ohmygosh! Kevin smiled at you!* Big whoop, we bet you $1000 that he doesn't even remember your name, let a lone that you even exist. Yes, it's harsh but it's the truth. This is another reason we feel a lot of you like Shmandy. Because you think you "know" the Backstreet Boys. You think that by liking her they'll like you even more. Sorry, but it ain't happening. By supporting the untalented carpet-eater Manduh, the Backstreet Boys aren't going to like you any more. Most likely they are going to dislike you for supporting her, cause from what we gather, the only Backstreet Boy fond of our little corner ho is Nick.
So while we're on the subject, you all need to stop assuming things about the guys. So what if in their Bop interviews Brian says he likes Macaroni and Cheese. You all don't have to obsess over it and throw boxes of it up on stage at him, or send it to him in the mail! You're blowing the whole thing out of proportion. And poor Howie, all your obsessiveness makes him afraid to wear socks to bed! Main point: Chill out with the teenybopper stuff! You don't know what they are reallylike, sure you know they're favorite color and TV show, but you have no clue what really makes them tick, what turns them on and what turns them off. Just so you know, they don't like psycho's who obsess over their every move. You want an example? Manduh. None of the BSB like her. Exept Nick, but he's so blind and horny right now, he refuses to see her true self. She's just an easy lay. Treat the Backstreet Boys like the dorky guy who sits next to you in class, not like gods who can do no wrong. I'm sure they'll appreciate you more!